I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
love makes seman taste better
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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