i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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