Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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