Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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