I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Bring me that man meat
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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