Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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