Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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