dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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