Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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