summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Randomize
