I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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