Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Semen is not good for contacts.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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