$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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