I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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