loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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