Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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