I want to make a zoo with you.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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