Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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