Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We had sex on a dog bed..
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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