Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
They took my balls.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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