The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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