...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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