We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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