i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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