Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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