Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
I used to kick so much ass
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.