It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"