Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The Olympian is in my bed
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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