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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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