4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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