Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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