there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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