You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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