Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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