I don't think brook has ever known best
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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