So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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