so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
