people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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