If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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