Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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