I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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