Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Randomize
