just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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