oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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