But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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