okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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