i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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