Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
smell my finger.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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