I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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