Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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