she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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