You're completely useless in the revolution.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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