And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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