You can't motorboat a personality
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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