Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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