it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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