It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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